rational sinner

I was at the gym shower Friday morning. There was a thought popped up, when I looked down.

25 places you should pee.
- The first on the list is Public shower. That’s where I got the idea from writing this.
- Public pool. Do it next time you go with your girlfriend, wife, daughters or mom.
- Women’s restroom. Do I have to emphasize only men are allowed on the Internet? If you are women browsing the blog, go back to the kitchen.
- Men’s restroom but in the sink or just on the floor.
- On your neighbor’s lawn. Show your wife the grass is always greener on the other side.
- Pee and aim high and far as much as possible. See the muscle you got down there.
- Pee on the pants when you see a scary movie.
- In the mail box because the government stinks. Stand on a chair if you are not tall enough. This could make Canada Post the worst employer.
- On your pillow. You know you are stinky.
- These are 25 places you should have peed. If you think the list is not enough as 25, your arithmetic is crap. Go pee on your math teacher.

He is a celebrity now. Dopping and woman are after him. Sad indeed.

Polygamy

• Go get a dictionary to look up the exact meaning of “POLYGAMY” if they do not align with my definition, then they are wrong.
• The correct definition of POLYGAMY is “The having of a plurality of female wives at the same time; it means the marriage of a man to more than one woman, or the practice of having several wives, at the same time. Gay, lesbian, non-marriage partners and woman with multiple husbands are excluded in the definition; and they are very serious sins.”
  Again, only one man stays in a marriage. Wives are plural.
• I am not a Mormon. I don’t want to move to Utah. This is the only thing I have in common with Mormon. They go to hell in the end.
• Sex is not the subject of this topic. Marriage is covers more and much more holy than sex. If sex is your sole purpose, seek for a prostitute or castration for a permanent solution.
• Breeding is not the subject of this topic. It can be done by a single wife.
• It’s all about men are superior. We rule the low class animals and women.
• I have no immediate plan to practice polygamy. Because I am married to one woman now, she may not like the idea of having another wife at home. And I have to abide Canadian civil law. Either way, practice what I believe could lose my only wife and the chance to practice in the future.
  
  This is my little poem in the end
  
• this wife went to the market
• this wife stayed home
• this wife had road beef
• this wife had none
• this wife cried “Wee, wee, eel, eel!”
• All the way home.

I like to work for Canadian Nortel.

• I get paid promptly. Every two weeks on Friday, the company pays me directly to my bank account.
• Short working hours. I am entitled to have two days off in a 7-day week, although sometimes I have to work on weekends. And I have 15 day-a-year vacation and 14 days Canadian statutory holidays. There is also a bereavement leave policy.
• The campus I worked at even has shower facility. It’s free to anyone who can access to the building.
• I have flexible working hours. I don’t need to punch card or report to my supervisor. I can go home almost anytime. But we use badge instead of punch card.
• Nortel is sometimes a casual place. I can address my supervisor with his/her first name. No Sir, no Mr. I have never seen one bowed in front of his/her superior.
• I was treated with respect and dignity by my superior and peers. The company has zero tolerance against physical punishment. I was given proper notice prior to any assignment.
• A great deal of Asians are hired by the white dominated management. Actually, 20% programmer and tester work force are Asians, mostly Chinese. Asians are entitled to all the rights and benefits that all the other employees have. But I see few blacks, and native American.