rational sinner

I was at the gym shower Friday morning. There was a thought popped up, when I looked down.

25 places you should pee.
- The first on the list is Public shower. That’s where I got the idea from writing this.
- Public pool. Do it next time you go with your girlfriend, wife, daughters or mom.
- Women’s restroom. Do I have to emphasize only men are allowed on the Internet? If you are women browsing the blog, go back to the kitchen.
- Men’s restroom but in the sink or just on the floor.
- On your neighbor’s lawn. Show your wife the grass is always greener on the other side.
- Pee and aim high and far as much as possible. See the muscle you got down there.
- Pee on the pants when you see a scary movie.
- In the mail box because the government stinks. Stand on a chair if you are not tall enough. This could make Canada Post the worst employer.
- On your pillow. You know you are stinky.
- These are 25 places you should have peed. If you think the list is not enough as 25, your arithmetic is crap. Go pee on your math teacher.